Daily Life

I just ran into a joke (page seems to update often, so you won’t find the joke there tomorrow) and thought I must share it!

Localized SMS

Default SMS templates on Nokia phones:

1. Please call
2. I’m at home
3. I’m at work, please call _____
4. I can’t answer right now, call me later at _____
5. I am late, I’ll be there at ______
6. (empty)
7. (empty)
8. (empty)
9. (empty)
10. (empty)
11. (empty)
12. (empty)

Default SMS templates localized for Serbia:

1. Turn on the news
2. Turn on the news, they killed _______
3. Turn on the news, a war is starting
4. I’m late, there is no public transporation
5. I’m late, a _______ broke down on the car
6. I’m late, I’ve been pulled over by cops
7. I’m really late, a strike, they blocked the road
8. No electricity! Fucking _______
9. I’ll escape from work at _______
10. GOAL! GOAL! _______ to _______
11. No paychecks todays, don’t bother to come to work
12. Fucking _______