Ignorance
I will stay off topic (politics), but a rather interesting thing happened yesterday in Belgrade. A young, handsome man approached an elderly woman selling something in the street:
Man: Hey, lady, what’s that?
Lady: Why would I bother explaining? If you don’t know what it is, you won’t buy it.
Man: You are jumping to a conclusion. I might buy it if I knew what it is.
Lady: It’s plastic stylized tulips, you want some?
Man: I don’t know, how much are they?
Lady: 150 YUD a pop.
Man: That’s too much.
Lady: How do you know it’s too much!? You had no idea what it was a minute ago.
Man: Well, we could argue about…
Lady: Mind moving a bit? There’s a customer behind you.
There was no customer behind the guy, though bricks started falling on his head, or something.
Comments
Jul 24, 07:48 PM #
'Do you have any juice?'
'This is what I have'? (points to different coloured liquid in bottles)
'Do you have juice' I repeated.
'Do you want some' (points to liquid in bottles)
'Cant you just say 'no I dont have any juice'?' (I leave baffled)
Jul 27, 09:04 PM #